Basic B*tch
Spiced Pumpkin • Dark Espresso • Warm Amber
Some things are popular for a reason.
Basic B*tch opens with warm pumpkin and autumn spice before dark espresso cuts through the sweetness, settling into smooth amber that's rich, cozy, and just a little addictive. It’s roasted coffee wrapped in fall spice, softened by a lingering sweetness with just enough bitterness to keep things interesting.
Inspired by the first real taste of fall and our collective refusal to pretend we’re above pumpkin spice, this is the grown-up version of your favorite autumn obsession. Warm without being overly sweet. Spiced without smelling like a craft store. Familiar, but with a darker edge.
Light it when the temperature finally drops, the windows crack open, and you’re ready to romanticize the hell out of fall.
Basic? Maybe. Boring? Never.
40-hour burn time. Vessel color may vary—small business, evolving vessels, same refined heat.